Look, I found a stash of Cash in the trunk of the previously owned vehicle I bought a few days ago!
Maybe this is a prize the dealer gives to people who pay him cash for a car.
Is it just me, or aren't the expressions "used car" or "second-hand car" really pejorative-sounding? In French, such a car is « une voiture d'occasion » — to my ear, « une occasion » conveys the idea of "a real find" or a stoke of luck. A happy surprise.